Almost Done

# @name    Almost Done
# @desc    Progress bar that respects no one
# @author  Galadril
# @version 1.1
# @config  sound bool "Sound" default=false
import math
class AlmostDone
var TASK
var pct,eta,held,task,phase,pt,wasted,tick,snd
def init()
self.snd=store.get("sound",false)
self.wasted=store.get("wasted",0)
self.TASK=["RETICULATING SPLINES","COMPILING THE YAML","WARMING THE CACHES","COUNTING EVERY PACKET","REVERSING ENTROPY","AWAITING VENDOR REPLY","AWAITING APPROVAL","ROUNDING THE FLOATS","ASKING DNS NICELY","APPLYING MORE GLUE","DRAINING THE QUEUES","REFRESHING THE TOKENS","SHARDING THE MONOLITH","NEGOTIATING WITH CACHE","REBUILDING THE INDEX","CONSULTING THE LOGS"]
self.pct=math.rand()%15
self.eta=2
self.held=0
self.tick=0
self.task=math.rand()%size(self.TASK)
self.phase=0
self.pt=0
end
def _beep(m)
if self.snd
if settings.get("soundEnabled")!=false
sound.rtttl(m)
end
end
end
def loop()
self.tick+=1
if self.tick>=60
self.tick=0
self.wasted+=1
store.set("wasted",self.wasted)
end
if self.pct<90
self.pct+=3+math.rand()%7
if self.pct>90
self.pct=90
end
return
end
if self.pct<99
if math.rand()%100<40
self.pct+=1
end
return
end
self.held+=1
if self.held%8==0
self.eta+=1+math.rand()%3
end
if self.held>50
if math.rand()%100<18
self.pct=5+math.rand()%15
self.eta=2
self.held=0
self.task=math.rand()%size(self.TASK)
self._beep("z:d=16,o=5,b=200:c,8p,c")
end
end
end
def duration()
return 18000
end
def draw()
clear()
var now=now_ms()
var col=0x3FB4E8
if self.pct>=99
col=0xFFD34D
end
if self.phase==1
var s=self.TASK[self.task]
var w=text_width(s)
var off=32-(now-self.pt)*26/1000
text(off,5,s,0xF2E3C8)
if off+w<0
self.phase=2
self.pt=now
end
else
var s="ESTIMATING"
if self.phase==0
s=str(self.pct)+"%"
if self.pct>=99
if (now/300)%32==0
s="100%"
end
end
end
if self.phase==2
s="ETA "+str(self.eta)+"M"
if self.pct<90
s="ESTIMATING"
end
end
text((width()-text_ink_width(s))/2,5,s,col)
if now-self.pt>2400
self.pt=now
self.phase=(self.phase+1)%3
end
end
rect_fill(0,7,32,1,0x1A1A1A)
var bw=self.pct*32/100
if bw>32
bw=32
end
if bw<1
bw=1
end
rect_fill(0,7,bw,1,0xD97757)
if self.pct>=99
if (now/250)%2==0
pixel(31,7,0xFFFFFF)
end
end
end
end
return AlmostDone()